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He who hesitates is boss.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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Find out how to get thousand of followers on Twitter for free: http://twitt.2ve.org/
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I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
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How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair.
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Bree Paige AWESOME. haha
 
How does a pig go to hospital? In a hambulance.
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
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Melanie Jayne Norris we love #KEVINJONAS !!!!!! retweet if you love Kevin!
 
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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